PiratePress Treasure Map
PiratePress is a Telegram bot that turns a single line of text into a viral video: script, voiceover (or a song), visuals, karaoke captions, banner, cover, and a posting pack for publication. All automatic, usually in 2–15 minutes.
This guide is a treasure map: ten steps from the free trial to the "full works" — AI video, format cloning, and manual script review. Each step lists: what it is, the price in ⛁ per role (common / creator / adveristor), the wait time, a sample input, and the typical mistake that burns doubloons.
Getting started
- /start — registration. New users immediately get a starter pack: 2 free videos (one with a premium feature of choice), 1 free asset, 100 ⛁ on the balance, plus +1 video for subscribing to the project channel.
- "🎬 New video" (/new) — the classic wizard: 16 steps from language to confirmation; almost nothing is required — anything unselected falls back to defaults.
- ⚡ Quick order (/go) — for impatient boatswains: describe the video in one message ("a cartoon-style 30-second video about a coworker who ate my lunch, with light music"), the LLM maps it to parameters and shows a ready order with a price — just confirm.
Doubloons and the trial
The bot's currency is doubloons: 1 ⛁ = 1 ₽. A video costs the 100 ⛁ base plus the extras you pick; the price breakdown is shown on the confirmation screen and in the receipt.
Trial rules:
- 2 free videos; one of them may include one premium group of choice: AI background "illustrations" (optionally with a native banner), AI music, or a cover. Song mode, the "living video" AI background (i2v), overlays levels 2–3, and director mode are never in the trial — doubloons only.
- Free videos get a forced
piratepress.fun (AI)watermark that cannot be removed. A fair trade: the video is free, the service ads ride on it. On paid videos it's removed with a subscription. - Video packages (count > 1) and banner A/B variants are not in the trial.
- Pick premium options beyond one group and the order becomes paid — the bot says so honestly on the confirmation screen.
Roles: common — no subscription, creator — 790 ₽/month, adveristor — 4990 ₽/month. Details in "Wallet and plans" below.
📷 screenshot: the bot's main menu with balance and the "🎬 New video" button
1. Free trial
What it is. A full-featured video for 0 ⛁: one-line topic → script, voiceover, stock background, captions. Exactly what you need to judge the quality before paying.
Price: 0 ⛁. Time: same as a regular video, usually 2–15 minutes.
Starter pack:
- 2 free videos (one with a premium group, see above);
- 1 free asset — creating a voice clone OR an AI banner;
- 100 ⛁ on the balance — exactly one base paid video;
- +1 free video for subscribing to the project channel: 💰 Balance → "🎁 +1 video for channel subscription" → subscribe → "✅ Check subscription".
Sample input: press "🎬 New video", at the topic step write
How I got into IT with no experience and took down prod on day one —
then accept the defaults.
Typical mistake: burning the premium trial on a first "just checking" video. Make a plain free video first to gauge the base, and save the premium feature for a second, meaningful one.
Referral: a friend joining via your link gets +50 ⛁ after their first video; you get 10% of each of their cash top-ups. Forever, no cap. Link: 💰 Balance → "🤝 Invite a friend".
Winback: used up the trial and went silent for a day — the bot sends a personal promo code for 100 ⛁ (expires in 3 days, once per user).
📷 screenshot: the welcome message with the starter pack
2. Base (100 ⛁)
What it is. A finished product with no extras: storytelling script, TTS voiceover, stock gameplay background, karaoke captions, a hook up front, an end card, and a posting pack in the delivery (title, description, hashtags, first comment — as copyable blocks).
Price: 100 ⛁ for all roles. Time: usually 2–15 minutes.
Included in the base:
- video language — 15 languages: en, ru, es, pt, de, fr, it, nl, pl, uk, tr, ar, hi, zh, ja;
- duration — corridors
15-45/45-60/60-90/90-180sec or your own number/range within 10–180 sec (a corridor top over 45 sec is a paid extra, see "Fine tuning"); - background — random gameplay from presets; the "🎞 Pick background preset" button pins a specific pack (Minecraft TAS, cooking…);
- captions with current-word highlighting;
- a standard voiceover voice per language.
A custom topic is a paid extra: +25 ⛁ (common) / 0 ⛁ (creator, adveristor).
Sample input (a good topic):
A husband found out his wife was secretly saving for his gift
by selling his own stuff on the classifieds
Typical mistake: a one-word input like test. The writer has nothing
to expand — the result is an incoherent sub-second clip, and the 25 ⛁
topic fee is already charged. Rule: one or two phrases with a
conflict — who did what and why it's drama. Don't write the whole
script: the writer needs material, not finished text.
Instead of text, the topic can be: an https://… page link, a forwarded
post or screenshot (text is read from the image), a voice message
(transcribed), or a .txt / .md / .zip / .pdf file with sources.
No ideas — use "🎲 Random" and "🔥 Niche trends" (real daily trends from
Google Trends and Reddit for your niche).
📷 screenshot: the "Story topic" step with buttons and a sample input
3. Style: genre, delivery, hook, CTA, music
What it is. The step about HOW the story is told. Genre and delivery live on the "⚙️ Extra" screen (step 14/16), CTA — step 5/16, music — step 12/16.
Price: genre, delivery, and hook are free; CTA and music per the tables below. Time: no change (except song mode — see step 7).
- Genre — the script structure: "mistake breakdown", "top-5 life hacks", "interview with myself". Default — Reddit story.
- Delivery style — the narrator's voice: "popular-science format", "third-person detective". Default — first-person Reddit storytelling.
- Hook — a catchy opening line (on by default). The first 2 seconds decide whether the video gets watched — don't turn it off without a reason.
CTA (call to action):
| Option | common | creator | adveristor |
|---|---|---|---|
| No CTA | 0 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ |
| Soft CTA (only together with placement) | +25 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ |
| Targeted CTA — codeword to your bot or on your site | +50 ⛁ | +25 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ |
Targeted CTA: send @mybot WORD or slovorez.fun WORD (skip the word
and the bot invents one), plus an activation limit — how many first
viewers may use the word (or "♾ No limit"). The video speaks the word
out loud.
Music (same prices for all roles):
| Mode | Price |
|---|---|
| No music | 0 ⛁ |
| AI music (Lyria instrumental under the voiceover, with ducking) | +50 ⛁ |
| Song-story (the story is SUNG instead of voiced) | +250 ⛁ |
| Your own track from the media library | +10 ⛁ |
Mood is set as text up to 200 chars: "anxious lo-fi", "hard rock, male vocals".
Sample input: genre mistake breakdown, delivery grandpa's profanity-laced tale, music mood anxious lo-fi.
Typical mistake: soft CTA without a placement — the bot refuses ("Soft CTA works only with placement"). Step 4 first, then the call to action.
4. Placement
What it is. Native product placement inside the plot: the story's hero mentions your product as part of the narrative, not as an ad break. Step 4/16, set with a single line.
Price: +25 ⛁ (common) / 0 ⛁ (creator, adveristor). Time: unchanged.
Sample input (good):
browser game WordSlicer, site slovorez.fun
It has a name, what it is, and where to go — the writer weaves the product into the story ("sat there slicing words in WordSlicer…"), and a soft CTA at the end sends viewers to the site.
Typical mistake — weak briefs:
ad for my shop ← no name, nothing to weave in
buy from us, best prices!!! ← a slogan, not material
site example.com ← a bare domain: what's there?
Formula: name + one line of substance + domain/handle. The product must be able to exist inside a story — "cash-register SaaS for sole proprietors" weaves in worse than a game; give a hook: "an app where neighbors file complaints about each other".
5. AI visuals
What it is. The step where the video stops being "gameplay with captions": two tiers of AI background, a native banner inside scenes, a cover, a banner overlay, and infographics.
AI background: illustrations vs living video
Instead of stock gameplay the story is split into scenes, an LLM art director writes a character bible and prompts, and an image model draws frames for your plot.
| Tier | What it is | common | creator | adveristor | Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
illustrations | static scenes + slow camera push-in | +400 ⛁ | +350 ⛁ | +300 ⛁ | like a regular video, 2–15 min |
living video (lite, i2v) | the same scenes come alive as real moving video | +1000 ⛁ | +900 ⛁ | +800 ⛁ | longer: ~5–15 min for the visuals alone |
Scene style is set as text ("cartoon 2D flat, thick outlines", "photorealism") — free, up to 200 chars.
Which to pick: illustrations are the workhorse — plot-matched imagery already beats stock gameplay by miles at 2.5× less than living video. Living video is for flagships and full reference clones.
Native banner in scenes: +50 / +25 / 0 ⛁
Send a brand name — the AI weaves it into a couple of scenes as set dressing: a sign, a wall poster, a mug on a table. Works only with an AI background: switch back to stock and the native banner drops automatically.
Cover, banner overlay, and infographics
| Extra | common | creator | adveristor |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cover (AI-generated or from sources) | +25 ⛁ | +25 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ |
| Own banner (mp4 overlay) | +50 ⛁ | +25 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ |
| AI banner creation (asset, one-time) | 100 ⛁ | 80 ⛁ | 80 ⛁ |
| Infographics: static cards (level 1) | +50 ⛁ | +25 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ |
| Infographics: animated (level 2) | +100 ⛁ | +75 ⛁ | +50 ⛁ |
| Infographics: AI-designed cards (level 3) | +200 ⛁ | +150 ⛁ | +100 ⛁ |
Infographics are cards with key numbers and quotes from the story, overlaid in sync with the voiceover (like motion-graphics videos). Levels 2–3 are premium and excluded from the free trial. An AI banner is created once, saved to the media library, then reused for free; A/B variants are +25/15/0 ⛁ per variant beyond the first (adveristor gets 3 included, then 15 ⛁ each).
Sample input: background "🎬 living video", scene style anime, minimalism, light background, native banner WordSlicer.
Typical mistake: ordering a native banner while leaving the stock background — the banner silently drops. AI background first, native banner second.
📷 screenshot: the "Video background" step with AI background pricing
6. Reference clone
What it is. The killer feature. Send someone else's viral video — the bot clones its format, not its content: topic (a remake of the plot), the narrator's voice, visual style, captions, pacing, and genre. An LLM analyst extracts a StyleProfile from the reference.
Price: +100 ⛁ (common) / +75 ⛁ (creator) / +50 ⛁ (adveristor). Time: regular video time plus a few minutes of reference analysis.
How to send it (step 2/16):
- as a file — mp4 up to 20 MB (Telegram bot limit);
- as a link — YouTube, TikTok, Instagram; downloaded via yt-dlp on the generator, just send the URL in the same message.
What gets pulled: topic remake, the cloned narrator voice, scene style and character reference frames (with AI background), caption mode/position/colors, editing pace, genre and delivery. For a full clone pick the "living video" AI background — then the reference's character and visuals carry over into your video.
How to disable parts of the clone:
- topic — at the topic step pick "🎲 Random" instead of the remake, or write your own topic (your content in someone else's wrapper);
- voice — at the voice step pick "🗣 Standard" instead of the narrator clone, or your own clone;
- character — disabled only by dropping the AI background.
Settings you set explicitly always override the reference profile: pick your own captions and yours win.
Sample input: a viral TikTok link + your own topic as text at the next step.
Typical mistake: expecting "the same video, but mine". The format is cloned — delivery, voice, editing; the plot is built anew for your topic (or remade from the reference if you didn't set one). Copyright on other people's content still applies.
📷 screenshot: order summary with a reference (topic remake + narrator clone)
7. Voice clone and song
What it is. Two ways to give the video a voice: cloning your own voice (an asset) and song mode, where the story is sung.
Voice clone (asset)
| common | creator | adveristor | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clone creation (one-time) | 150 ⛁ | 120 ⛁ | 120 ⛁ |
| Use in videos | 0 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ | 0 ⛁ |
Send a voice message or audio with 10–60 seconds of clean speech from one person, no music (up to 20 MB) — the bot creates a clone and saves it to the media library. After that it's free on the "Voice" step of any order. You may clone only your own voice or a voice with the owner's consent (terms of service, /terms). The first asset (clone OR AI banner) is free on the trial.
Song-story (song mode): +250 ⛁, re-sing by your clone +150 ⛁
In song mode the story isn't told — it's sung: the writer rewrites it into rhymed lyrics (hook into the chorus, placement as a line, CTA at the end), Lyria sings it, and captions run as a karaoke line over the sung words. Video length = song length. By default Lyria's voice sings (free); for +150 ⛁ the vocal is re-sung by your clone (Seed-VC) — a song about your story in your own voice.
Same price for all roles. Time: regular; with a clone budget an extra ~15–25 minutes (a heavy GPU job).
Heavy-job limits (song + clone): max 2 per day per user; if other heavy jobs are ahead, the card honestly shows the queue: "N heavy jobs ahead, wait ~N×40 min".
Sample input: music "🎤 Song-story", mood hard rock, male vocals.
Typical mistake: sending clone audio with background music or two speakers — the clone comes out dirty. You need 10–60 seconds of one person's clean speech. And remember: song mode is incompatible with director mode and packages.
8. Director
What it is. A pause after the script: the bot sends a card with the full text, and the video won't go into production until you decide. Step 15/16.
Price: +300 ⛁ for all roles. Never included in the trial. Time: regular generation + your review time.
At review you can:
- "✅ Go" — accept the script as is;
- "✏️ Edit text" — send your version in one message: we voice exactly your text; if your edit likely exceeds the duration corridor, the bot warns and voices it as is;
- "🔁 Regenerate" — with a note ("make it meaner") or without.
Rules:
- the review waits up to 7 days; no decision — the order closes with a 70% doubloon refund (the bot reminds you once);
- unavailable for song mode and video packages — the screen shows an honest "unavailable";
- responsibility for the script is yours, especially after manual edits: the service doesn't vet generated or edited content (/terms).
Sample input: at review — "✏️ Edit text" → your own script version in one message.
Typical mistake: enabling director mode and disappearing for a week — the order closes with a 70% refund, not 100%. Review is a workbench, not a drafts folder.
📷 screenshot: the review card with the script and buttons
9. Full works: a real case
What it is. Everything at once: custom topic, placement, CTA, living AI video, native banner, a format clone from a reference, and manual script review.
The brief: a promo video for a browser game — a catchy story, the product woven into plot and picture, the format copied from a viral reference, the text hand-checked.
The order (common role):
- topic:
A guy didn't leave a browser game for a week and won a tournament while his boss thought he was working; - placement:
browser game WordSlicer, site slovorez.fun; - soft CTA at the end;
- background: "living video" AI background (i2v);
- native banner:
WordSlicer(sign/poster in scenes); - reference clone: a viral TikTok link;
- director: script review;
- duration: the 45–60 sec corridor.
Receipt, exactly per the price list:
| Item | ⛁ |
|---|---|
| Video base | 100 |
| Topic | 25 |
| Placement | 25 |
| Soft CTA | 25 |
| AI background: living video | 1000 |
| Native banner in scenes | 50 |
| Reference clone | 100 |
| Director: script review | 300 |
| Longer than 45 sec | 50 |
| Total (common) | 1675 ⛁ |
The same order on subscriptions: 1425 ⛁ on creator (topic, placement and CTA included, extras cheaper) and 1250 ⛁ on adveristor (all extras 0 ⛁ except AI background, reference, and director).
Time: ~5 minutes assembling the order in the wizard → script arrives for review in a couple of minutes → one edit → after "Go" the living- video generation took about 15–30 minutes. About an hour total, of which your part is ten minutes.
Deliverables: the video (mp4, vertical 9:16 or horizontal 16:9) plus the posting pack as copyable blocks.
Typical mistake: ordering the "full works" as your first video. Run the base and one or two extras first — learn what your niche actually needs, and don't pay 1675 ⛁ for an experiment.
10. Autopilot: channels on a schedule
What it is. The "📺 Channels" section (/channels) — for running a content factory, not one-off videos. A channel is a video preset: genre, delivery, visuals, and music are set in advance, and the topic is pulled from fresh niche trends each time.
Price: each scheduled video is a regular charge per the channel's preset (with a price preview in the receipt). The schedule itself is free. Time: per video — as usual; slots — per your schedule.
Creation ("➕ New channel"):
- Send a one-line hint —
finance tall tales,spooky stories(2 to 300 chars). - The LLM drafts a full concept: name, niche, genre, delivery, style, music. Not happy — "🔄 Another one" (up to 10 concepts per hour).
- "✅ Save channel" — done; up to 20 channels total.
From the channel card:
- "🎬 Video now" — the preset plus a random fresh trend topic as a regular order charged per your role.
- "⏰ Schedule" — weekdays, time (preset hours or your own
09:30), timezone (MSK button or a custom UTC offset like5.5). "🔔 Enable schedule" — and the bot picks a topic and queues the video itself, sending a message with the topic and charge. - Not enough doubloons at a slot — the bot warns and retries at the next slot; a failure on our side doesn't burn the slot, the worker retries (~10-minute window). Deleting a channel stops its schedule.
Sample input: a channel about IT → save the concept → schedule
"Mon/Wed/Fri, 09:30, MSK".
Typical mistake: enabling a schedule with an empty balance. Autopilot isn't free: every video is a regular charge per the channel preset. Keep a doubloon reserve — otherwise slots silently burn.
📷 screenshot: the channel card with the concept and the schedule screen
Fine tuning
The "⚙️ Extra" (step 14/16) and "📐 Format" (step 13/16) screens. Free for all roles unless stated otherwise.
Captions ("💬 Captions")
- mode:
word(word by word),karaoke(line with highlighting),line(plain lines); - position:
top/center/bottom; lines: 1 or 2; - scale: 0.02–0.2 (fraction of frame height; 0.04 small, 0.06 medium, 0.08 large);
- colors: text, current word, highlight — hex
#RRGGBB.
"Default" and "↩️ Reset all" restore the defaults; with a reference clone, captions come from its profile — your own settings win.
Format
- Duration: corridors
15-45/45-60/60-90/90-180sec via buttons or a message (75,45-90; bounds 10–180 sec). A corridor top over 45 sec: +50 ⛁ (common) / +25 ⛁ (creator) / 0 ⛁ (adveristor). - Orientation and resolution: 720×1280 (9:16, default) or 1280×720 (16:9) — free.
- Background fit (bg_fit):
fill (crop)— background covers the frame with a center crop;fit (bars)— whole background, with bars. - Package: 1, 2, 3, 5, or 10 videos per order; discount creator −10%, adveristor −20%. Packages are incompatible with director mode and song mode.
Custom background: +25 ⛁ (common) / +15 ⛁ (creator) / 0 ⛁ (adveristor)
At the background step (11/16) send your own video, an album of several
videos, a zip, or one or more https://… links (YouTube, TikTok,
Instagram) — a channel link automatically expands into its latest videos.
Watermark
- the default
piratepress.fun (AI)is free; forced in the trial; - full removal — with a creator or adveristor subscription (0 ⛁);
- custom text (1–40 chars, e.g.
@mychannel) — adveristor only, 0 ⛁.
Toggles
Hook (on), end card (on), caption highlight (on), loop video (off), metadata.json in the delivery (on), seed (an integer — "the same video again"), script word count (exact text size instead of a seconds corridor), topic temperature 0–1 (closer to 0 — the plot is invented, closer to 1 — nearly verbatim from the source; default 0.5).
Wallet and plans
Top-up packages
| You pay | You get | Bonus |
|---|---|---|
| 300 ₽ | 300 ⛁ | — |
| 500 ₽ | 500 ⛁ | — |
| 1000 ₽ | 1030 ⛁ | +30 ⛁ |
| 2500 ₽ | 2675 ⛁ | +175 ⛁ |
| 5000 ₽ | 5600 ⛁ | +600 ⛁ |
The 💰 Balance screen (/balance): balance, remaining free videos and assets, the channel-subscription bonus, promo codes, referral.
Subscriptions
creator — 790 ₽/month (30 days): topic, placement, soft CTA, and watermark removal — 0 ⛁; targeted CTA and own banner at half price; packages −10%; up to 3 active orders in parallel (common — 1).
adveristor — 4990 ₽/month (30 days): all extras 0 ⛁ except AI background (illustrations 300 ⛁ / living video 800 ⛁), song (250 ⛁), clone re-sing (150 ⛁), AI music (50 ⛁), own track (10 ⛁), reference (50 ⛁), and director (300 ⛁); 3 banner A/B variants included (then 15 ⛁ each); monthly quotas: 2 AI banners and 1 voice clone free; packages −20%; up to 5 parallel orders; custom watermark text.
adveristor fair use: heavy videos (AI background or song) — max 20 per calendar month; beyond the limit orders are declined until the 1st. Light orders are unlimited.
Subscriptions are bought from the balance or with cash; auto-renewal charges the balance. Upgrading ends the old plan immediately; the new one runs 30 days from payment.
Promo codes
Activation: /promo or the "🎟 Promo code" button on the balance screen. Limit — one promo code per user, ever; the 100 ⛁ code arrives via the winback mechanic (step 1).
Payment
Balance top-ups, subscriptions, and direct video purchase ("⭐ Pay for this video" at confirmation when doubloons run short) all go through the same methods.
Platega ("💳 Card/SBP · Platega (+5–9.5%)"): SBP +8.5%, card / SberPay +9.5%, crypto +5%. The provider's fee is on the payer and shown on the button. Doubloons arrive automatically within 1–2 minutes; there's a manual "🔄 Check" button.
Telegram Stars: invoice right in the chat, built-in payment; ~10% more expensive (Telegram's ⭐ purchase rate) — the markup is on the button with the exact star count.
Refund policy: /refund_policy.
Bot commands
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
/start | registration/menu, starter pack for newcomers |
/new | new-video wizard (16 steps) |
/go | quick order in a single message |
/orders | my videos: statuses, files, retry, "🔔 Notify" |
/assets | media library: voice clones, banners, topic/background packs, sources, tracks |
/channels | autopilot channels on a schedule |
/balance | balance, top-up, promo code, referral |
/promo | activate a promo code |
/sub | creator / adveristor subscriptions |
/book | the free "Content Freebooter's Codex" handbook (PDF) |
/lang | bot interface language |
/cancel | cancel the current step/input |
/stop | delete the account and all data completely |
/help | help |
/about | about the project and version |
/terms, /privacy, /refund_policy | legal documents |
About /stop: inline confirmation, the action is irreversible — all
orders, assets, payments, channels, and files are deleted; the balance
burns.
Good to know (and where to sail for help)
- Finished videos and order files are stored for 30 days, then deleted. The order itself and its settings remain — regenerate with the "🔁 Retry" button. Download in advance.
- A generation error = automatic doubloon refund to the balance.
- Parallel active orders: common — 1, creator — 3, adveristor — 5.
- The content you generate and publish is your responsibility (/terms). Clone only your own voice or a voice with the owner's consent.
- Support: @piratepress_support.
- Project channel: @piratepress — news, sample videos, a +1 video bonus for subscribing.
- The treasure map with features, examples, and prices: piratepress.fun.
Fair winds and following seas 🏴☠️